Finish this sentence;
You know you've had too much to drink when...
(To be in anyway realistic or accurate this question should actually read - "the next day you realised you SHOULD have known you'd had too much to drink because..." but that's a little wordy!
[see also; I know what you did the summer before last.]
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You look in your text outbox and see a listing of all the completely inappropriate people that you've sent completely inappropriate texts to at completely inappropriate hours of the night. I wish my phone had a breathalyzer attached.
You're about to get in a physical altercation with a former Latin King at a wedding after-party while still wearing your bridesmaid's dress, and the mother of the groom is trying to restrain you.
Happened to a friend of a friend.
when you have to throw out your purse and everything in it because you puked in it in a cab ride.
happened to a friend, i would have just puked in the cab.
...the decent from standing position to toilet seat feels like you're sailing through space.
a) Peeing outside seems like an acceptable (maybe even good) idea.
b) you start crying.
c) you shout "wah wah wah" in vincent chase's face.
I LOVE the peeing outside. HA! I could have said:
...when you think it possible to pee through nylons.
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