What song do you wish was removed from existence?

I'm going to answer this one straight away, not because it's complicated, but just in case someone was going to steal my choice.

Rockstar by Nickleback. eff that song!

What superstition do you have?

I have a very strange superstition that if I have music playing on shuffle and I hit "next track" it will pick a song that's not as good as if I had let it naturally begin shuffling at the end of the song. I have no idea where this came from!

nb. I don't know how you'll find a way to reply to this with a snarky remark about SLB Marg. but i'm betting you'll find a way! esp. since you seem a little psychic after your Wednesday comment!

This person (unfortunately?) isn't from anywhere I hail from, but it doesn't stop this being the best thing I've seen on the internet all week.

I...I.. just don't really know what there is to say about it...

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/01/07/the-best-thing-ever-bride-gets-a-wedding-cake-shaped-like-herself/

If you had to be stuck alone in an elevator for an indeterminable length of time with either Rush Limbaugh OR Tyra Banks... which of these two awful fates would you choose?

Although it's a little too early in the day for my stomach to handle such ideas, I was sold on this being today's question on Friday night, when it unfortunately failed to come up during what was quiet possibly the most fun party game ever!!

What's your favourite euphemism for vomiting?

I have to adjust this because i'd hate to be restrictive... lets go with What ARE your favourites.. i want them all!!

For those of you wondering why I'm slacking; I'm not going to retire the blog entirely like I said I was, but I'm going to start doing it every other day or so.


There were a lot of contenders for the best thing I'd seen this week.. but since it continues the theme of people representing the hard to find on the map places I'm from this one won out!

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/greatest-dad-arrested-in-child-sex-case/20080716113109990001

In the spirit of how much I don't want to be in work today but was a good girl and didn't pretend my doctor's appt went all afternoon...

What's the best lie you ever told to get out of work?

If your best friend could have a super-human ability what would you want it to be?

Note: It's your friend that has this ability NOT you, i.e. you're Ray Alvarado not Alex Mac!

This is story is hands down the best thing I've seen from the internet this week!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

Aside from bringing some much needed notoriety to my home town (go Norwich!), this girl couldn't represent the english better with her misplaced politeness to a stowaway animal, and subtle reference that this was probably caused by a midweek hangover. It brings a homesick tear to my eye.

If you could be friends with someone from the circus who would you choose?

(Props to my homeskillet for this one)

My Answering of Questions

For the billionth time now I've been accused (viciously!) of not answering my questions so I'm taking time out to explain to those of you confused how I'm doing it.

I'll use this week to explain because it's a perfect example;

Monday - Post question (don't answer anything because there was no previous question)
Tuesday - Answer Monday's question (in the comments like everyone else) and post Tuesday's question
Wednesday - Answer Tuesday's question (in the comments) and post Wednesday question. I answer Wednesday's question in the post by way of example to help people understand what I'm asking.

I realise my sometimes answering in the post has confused things - but I only do that if I think people might not understand the question.
So for those of you who subscribe, you have to go back and read the comments from the previous day to find my answer. But I like to think you're doing that anyway, because sometimes people are talking to you! (or about you.. either way!)

What food or drink has your body decided to never allow you to consume again?

For example, I can not be around, let alone swallow, Sambuca (sp?) and I can't eat uncooked bagels with cream cheese after eating them for months on end as my lunch when I first moved to the US of A.

Would you rather have a cat who did your laundry OR a dog who did the grocery shopping?

When's the last time you broke the law?

And obviously I'm talking small infractions because I don't think any of you are felons.. (yet!)

Apparently yesterday's post caused mass confusion. To be clearer perhaps it should have read "if you had to choose between blank OR blank, which would you choose", not, "if you had to choose between blank AND blank". I'm no grammer expert. (shout out to well bread!)

Either way you answered it worked! :)

Since today is kinda like Friday, i'm moving link day forward.
If your maturity level is above that of a twelve year old boy, don't click on the link below. Otherwise, enjoy this story. And our prayers go out to the actual 12 year old in this story, who, judging by the picture, understands how his family has just ruined the rest of his life (at least through high school and probably uni anyway!)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm

If you had the choice between only eating one meal for the rest of your life, and only hearing one song (inc. movie soundtracks and commercial jingles) for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

(You do get to pick the meal/song in question)

Who was your first celebrity crush and how do you feel about them now?